| Fish
and Sea Jokes ! |
Where
do shellfish go to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker ! |
What
do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you
can't refuse ?
The Codfather ! |
How
could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
He prawned everything ! |
Which
fish can perform operations ?
A Sturgeon ! |
What
happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys
?
He got lockjaw ! |
Where
do fish wash ?
In a river basin ! |
Why
did the whale cross the road ?
To get to the other tide ! |
Where
do little fishes go every morning ?
To plaice school ! |
What
fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike ! |
What
do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible !
|
Last Prophet Of Allah.
