| Farm
Yard Jokes |
What
do you give a sick pig ?
Oinkment ! |
What
do cows like to dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like
! |
What
kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A battery hen ! |
What
do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole ?
A bullfrog ! |
What
game do cows play at parties ?
Moosical chairs ! |
What
do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch eggs ! |
What
do you give a pony with a cold ?
Cough Stirrup ! |
Where
do milkshakes come from ?
Excited cows ! |
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires
! |
What
do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud ?
A sheep that's under the weather
! |
Last Prophet Of Allah.
