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How
do you catch a runaway dog ?
Hide
behind a tree and make a noise like a bone ! |
What
dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle ! |
What
kind of dog does a vampire prefer ?
Any kind of bloodhound ! |
What
dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !! |
What
do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly collie ! |
What
do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
A
dingo-ling ! |
What
kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound ! |
Why
didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because
it's not polite to talk back to your paw ! |
What
is the dogs favourite city ?
New Yorkie ! |
Who
is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho
Marx ! |
Last Prophet Of Allah.
