| Chicken
Jokes |
| Why
did the chicken cross the road according to... |
| Aristotle:
To actualise its potential. |
| Roseanne
Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken? |
| The
Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and
He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the
road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there
was much rejoicing. |
| Pat
Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working
American. |
| Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken
nature. |
| George
Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand
points of headlights. |
| Albert
Camus: It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions
have no meaning except to him. |
| Howard
Cosell: It may very well have been one
of the most astonishing events to grace the annals
of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped
with the temerity to attempt such an Herculean achievement
formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is
truly a remarkable occurrence. |
| Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now
genetically dispositioned to cross roads. |
Last Prophet Of Allah.
