| Cat
Jokes |
What
looks like half a cat ?
The
other half ! |
What
happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She
had mittens ! |
What
do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot ! |
How
do cats eat spaghetti ?
The
same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths! |
What
is a French cat's favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse ! |
What
do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby
or not tabby ! |
What
did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
I'm paw ! |
How
do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?
He
has cat-arrh ! |
How
do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the
mouth look ! |
What
do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An
animal that puts you out a night ! |
Last Prophet Of Allah.
