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Caribou Jokes |
First
Caribou: Did you hear the joke about the rotten
dinosaur eggs?
Second
Caribou: No.
First Caribou: Two bad. |
First
Caribou: Did you hear about the ten tons of woolly
mammoth hair that was stolen from the wig-maker
today?
Second Caribou: No, I haven't.
First
Caribou: The police are now combing the area. |
First
Caribou: How do you stop a dinosaur from biting
his nails?
Second
Caribou: I give up.
First Caribou: Pull his foot out of his mouth. |
First
Caribou: Ask me if I'm a rabbit.
Second
Caribou: Okay. Are you a rabbit?
First Caribou: Yes, I'm a rabbit. Now ask me if
I'm a caribou.
Second
Caribou: I'm game, are you a Caribou?
First Caribou: No, silly. I told you I'm a rabbit. |
First
Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second
Caribou: Owlgebra. |
First
Caribou: What kind of bears like to go out in the
rain?
Second
Caribou: Drizzly bears. |
First
Caribou: What do snake charmers wear around their
necks?
Second
Caribou: Boaties. |
First
Caribou: What do snakes learn in school?
Second
Caribou: Reading, writhing and arithmetic. |
First
Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make
up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee. |
First
Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths
like a hole lot?
Second
Caribou: Micky Moth! |
Last Prophet Of Allah.
