| Bird
Jokes |
What
birds spend all their time on their knees ?
Birds of prey ! |
What
do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A headbanger ! |
When
is the best time to buy budgies ?
When they're going cheap ! |
How
do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Plant bird seed ! |
Why
is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because they're both full
of stuffing ! |
What
do you call a very rude bird ?
A mockingbird ! |
Where
do birds meet for coffee ?
In a nest-cafe ! |
How
does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely
?
With it's sparrowchute ! |
What
is green and pecks on trees ?
Woody Wood Pickle ! |
What
do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek
?
Fowl play ! |
Last Prophet Of Allah.
