| Big
Cat Jokes |
What
flies around your light at night and can bite off
your head ?
A tiger moth ! |
What
does the lion say to his friends before they go
out hunting for food ?
'Let us prey.' |
Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at
Christmas ?
Because he has sandy claws ! |
What
did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them
to hunt ?
'Don't go over the road till
you see the zebra crossing.' |
What
is lion's favorite food ?
Baked beings ! |
What
do tigers wear in bed ?
Stripey pyjamas ! |
What
does a lion brush his mane with ?
A catacomb ! |
What
happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny ! |
What's
striped and bouncy ?
A tiger on a pogo stick ! |
How
can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?
Smack a lion ! |
Last Prophet Of Allah.
