|
Bear Jokes |
Why
do bears have fur coats ?
Because they'd look stupid in
anoraks ! |
What
do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
A teddy boar ! |
What
should you call a bald teddy ?
Fred bear ! |
What
animal do you look like when you get into the bath
?
A little bear ! |
Why
is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?
It lives on ice ! |
Have
you ever hunted bear ?
No, but I've been shooting in
my shorts! |
How
do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts ! |
What's
a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
Tagliateddy ! |
Why
shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ?
Because they'd rather go to
the cinema ! |
What
is a bear's favourite drink ?
Koka-Koala ! |
Last Prophet Of Allah.
